Sunday, April 26, 2009

For Laughs

my friend nate and i were discussing possible mother's day gifts. the conversation went something like this:
S: i'm thinking of getting her some religious art. but i'm really really really really really really picky about religious art.
N: i can relate. have you seen Jesus' senior picture?
S: i beg your pardon?
he then showed me THIS picture.

Enjoy. It stressed me out.

Monday, April 13, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CORBAN!!!!!!!!!!

My nephew corban just turned the big oh-one today!!! since it would be rude to only list one thing that i love about him, i will list 10:
1. when he was a few months younger, avery would come over to him and he would tense all of his muscles and close his eyes really tight as if to brace himself from whatever may happen.
2. when he walks, he does this sort of godzilla thing where he raises his arms high above his head i THINK to keep his balance.
3. he is ALSO learning sign language just like me. now, my niece and both my nephews are signing babies!!!!
4. he is just so small and precious
5. he enjoys licking the dog.
6. he eats sand, a mutual favorite.
7. he reminds me of my Grampa Henry, whom i miss dearly.
8. he has blonde hair which is a first in our fam (besides when ken and tris first got married- her hair was blonde then but they don't know what color it is naturally now.)
9. he gets distracted by everything, liken unto his aunt stacy
10. he is now one whole year old!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CORBAN!!!!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Heartbreak.


Chuck Norris sues, says his tears no cancer cure
Fri Dec 21, 2007 7:21pm EST

By Christine Kearney
NEW YORK (Reuters) - Tough-guy actor and martial arts expert Chuck Norris sued publisher Penguin on Friday over a book he claims unfairly exploits his famous name, based on a satirical Internet list of "mythical facts" about him.
Penguin published "The Truth About Chuck Norris: 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" in November. Author Ian Spector and two Web sites he runs to promote the book, including www.truthaboutchuck.com, are also named in the suit.
The book capitalizes on "mythical facts" that have been circulating on the Internet since 2005 that poke fun at Norris' tough-guy image and super-human abilities, the suit said.
It includes such humorous "facts" as "Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried" and "Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits," the suit said, as well as "Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard."
"Some of the 'facts' in the book are racist, lewd or portray Mr. Norris as engaged in illegal activities," the lawsuit alleges.
Norris, who rose to fame in the 1970s and 1980s as the star of such films as "The Delta Force" and "Missing in Action," says the book's title would mislead readers into thinking the facts were true.
"Defendants have misappropriated and exploited Mr. Norris's name and likeness without authorization for their own commercial profit," said the lawsuit.
The suit, filed in Manhattan federal court, seeks unspecified monetary damages for trademark infringement, unjust enrichment and privacy rights.
Norris, whose real name is Carlos Ray Norris, claims in the suit he is protective of what his name is associated with. He has recently made U.S. headlines for backing Republican presidential candidate former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee.
A spokesman for Penguin, owned by Britain's Pearson, was not immediately available for comment.
(Editing by Michelle Nichols and Todd Eastham)
Rude.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Chuck Norris



do me a favor.... go to http://www.google.com/

type in "google chuck norris" (don't forget the google.)

click "i'm feeling lucky"

ENJOY!!!!!

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KENDIE!!!!


Kendall is my fellow co-worker and just turned 21 today! i continue to love birthdays so this blog entry is to celebrate 21 reasons why i love kendie:
1. she relieves a lot of stress at work.
2. she's SO FUNNY!
3. she's got a rockin personality... usually pretty girls don't have good personalities because they were always able to rely on their looks. this did not happen with kennie d.
4. she's likes to camp/hike
5. she's into the buddy system liken unto myself
6. occasionally she'll make me do homework or go to class
7. she doesn't judge me for my eternal love for chick-fil-a
8. she does the 'soft s' voice that i just love.
9. she comes up with the greatest nicknames (i am stacers)
10. we plan lots of vacations that we will only be able to embark on after one of us quits.
11. She draws me pictures
12. she laughs with me when no one else is laughing. the other day i said 'shoot!' (as in darn) and greg said 'bang!' and i died of laughter and kendie came with.
13. i can always count on her, kareoke-wise.
14. i can tell her anything
15. she generally has a hilarious story to tell
16. she knows my seinfeld references
17. i can always ask her if there is anything in my teeth
18. she sings the beauty and the beast songs to me in this fab voice that i highly recommend.
19. she loves 80's music liken unto myself
20. she cuddles with me when i need some extra body heat
21. she didn't make fun of me for having a birthday MONTH!!!!


HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Kennie D!!!! I'm SO GLAD we get to spend so much time together!!!!