my aunt renee got in a bike accident a few weeks ago in montecito, CA (for those of you who are uncultured, that's where oprah and other rich people live). she got some pretty good looking wounds, so i suggested that we tell people that she got into a bar fight. when they comment on how crazy her wounds are, we say, "you should see the other guy!!!!" my aunt is VERY VERY tough, so this is a likely story. here is my aunt post-bar fight:
she's totally alright now... she doesn't have to wear her neck brace anymore. of course as soon as she got out of the hospital she hopped RIGHT back on her bike and has ridden over 500 miles within the month she's been out!!!!! she's AMAZING!!! she looks GREAT now:
WE LOVE YOU AUNT NAE!!!! WE'RE GLAD THAT YOU WON THE BAR FIGHT!!!!!