Wednesday, August 31, 2011

veeeery important email.

so i got this email a couple of days ago and i just wanted to share it with the blogging world so you could all see how important i am:

Dear Professor Lawrence,

I hope you are well. I'm writing to you regarding WH Freeman's first edition majors intro biology text, How Life Works.
We are very interested in getting your feedback on how close we are to meeting the goals of our mission statement in 1) our table of contents and 2) our chapter manuscripts. If you teach the following content in your majors intro biology course, would you be able to participate in an online review for us?
Chapter 37: Animal Movement: Muscles and Skeleton

The honorarium for this review is $125 and will be due Monday, 9/5.

The following links are here to make your response easy:

If you are interested in this project or would like to be considered for future projects, please click the following link and provide us with your profile information. (Yes)

No, I am not interested in participating. (No)

Once we receive your profile information, I will send you an email with the review instructions.
If, due to your browser/security settings, the links above do not work in your browser, please email me at with your response.

Best regards,

Donna Brodman
Review Coordinator
WH Freeman Publishers

so i responded:
Dear Ms. Brodman,
I received this email in error as I have never been a professor of biology anywhere but in my dreams.

Monday, August 29, 2011


so i know i brag about my nieces and nephews a lot but, let's face it, i haven't children and i am old enough to obsess over them so i do. don't judge me.
i got this text message gem from my sister last night:

R: Charlie keeps standing on my head and saying, "Stop it, mama...."
He is standing on my head. what could i POSSIBLY be doing to annoy?!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!!!! kids say the darndest things.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

8.6.11 Paige's Wedding

i really am a professional bridesmaid...

paige looked BEAUTIFUL!

bridesmaids all together... plus "little" jordan, who isn't so little anymore....

ryan and i cutting a rug like old times.
thanks to mom for being my date

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

more foot fun...

here is a BEAUTIFUL photograph of my foot. notice that the bone is free floating. doing as it pleases. obeying zero laws of.... bones.
they're going to cram that free-floating sucker back into alignment with my other bones by utilizing a metal screw, now available at a home depot near you.

places you will find me whilst on disability:
1. disneyland
2. rachel's house
3. tristen's house

places you will not find me:
1. the gym
2. driving a stick shift
3. the gym

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

its official.

my surgery is scheduled for middle of september. i will be incapacitated for 6-8 weeks according to the doctor. we'll see about that. HAH!

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

for those of you who forget...

i have a "design blog" (i put it in quotes because it is hardly design... it's just my hobby... maybe i should start calling it a hobby blog?).... go check it out, follow it, give me feedback, etc. i need it in my family.